·/The Disturb Report

Where are you losing money?

Leaks hide everywhere: missed calls, slow follow-up, invoices chased by hand. The free Disturb Report names yours, worst first.

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01/What it is

One report. Every leak, worst first.

The Disturb Report is a free diagnosis of how your business brings in work: the website if you have one, what happens after someone reaches out, and the busywork in between. It comes in parts, and you only run the parts that fit you.

  1. 01

    AI Site Score

    Have a website? It gets graded on the spot: conversion, design, function. About 60 seconds, no email. Every gap named, with the principle behind it.

  2. 02

    AI Operations Audit

    Ten yes-or-no questions about what happens after a lead calls, books, or pays. I review every answer myself and send your report back within 2 business days.

  3. 03

    A straight list, worst first

    Plain English. What's broken, what it costs you, and which fix pays for itself first. No 40-page PDF you'll never open.

02/The name

Why call it a Disturb Report?

Because the findings will disturb you. That is the point.

A report that makes you feel good changes nothing. This one shows you the money walking out the door right now: the missed call that became someone else’s customer, the form that goes nowhere, the follow-up that never happens. Worst first, in plain English, free. And if your business checks out clean, the report says that too. I would rather tell you you’re fine than invent a problem.

If that sounds uncomfortable, it is. It is also the fastest way to stop the bleeding.

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03/Part 1, scored

Have a website? It gets graded in about 60 seconds.

The AI Site Score reads your site the way a stranger does, then grades three things:

  1. 01

    Conversion

    Does your site sell? I grade your offer, headline, call to action, and proof against what makes a stranger pick up the phone.

  2. 02

    Design

    Would a stranger trust it? People judge your entire business in just 50 milliseconds. I grade layout, type, imagery, and mobile fit against that first look.

  3. 03

    Function

    Does it work? Tap-to-call, forms that send, load speed, SSL. 6 of every 10 people hit your site from a phone, so it has to hold up there.

Every grade names the gap, why it costs you, and the principle behind it. The numbers I cite show their work, too. See exactly how I score →

Find the leaks.

Two quick questions point you at the right check. The rest takes about a minute.

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